Some of these funny facts may be true and some may not. The ones which aren't true were only added cause they're funny.
- In England they speak English!
- The day of marriage is a happy one. That's until you remember how much it's costing you!
- For Canada, making it to the World Cup is like winning it!
- Life is not fair. We have to work for a living while all our pets do is sleep!
- Why is spam illegal when telemarketing is not?
- Drivers love to speed when the reality is the person behind them will catch up at the next red traffic light.
- Counterfeit money is hard to identify, except for when it shows the number 17.
- The best tasting fruit juices are the ones which contain 4% REAL juice!
- In North America, we read from left to right. While intoxicated, some of us read right to left.
- Insurance companies are nicknamed the mafia.
- The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. That's something women like!
- A mother 3 generations higher is called the great grandmother!
- Golf courses have 18 holes. Women have only one.
- Blowing a fart underwater can cause a Tsunami.
- Monday comes only once a week.
- In China, riding a bicycle is the fastest form of transportation.
- Robbing a bank is the equivalent of winning a jackpot at the casino.
- Many people say Iceland is made of ice.
- Bodybuilders at the gym stare at themselves in the mirror more than they workout.
- In America, food is really popular!
- Rice cakes are not cakes. They're named that to trick you into buying it!
